My Fucsia make an exquisite range of high quality, hand crafted porcelain dildos. Their mission is to transcend the tabooed legacy of the humble sex toy, by turning them into works of art to be shown off and celebrated.

I was so excited to try out the My Fucsia porcelain ‘Gustavo Alien Dildo’. Each dildo in the of the My Fucsia alien range has its own personality, and sports a quirky facial expression.

I love sex toys with an imaginative design, and anything that pushes boundaries and aims to remove the stigma of masturbation. Thankfully, that’s exactly what My Fucsia have created: dildos that double as art pieces.

Design & First Impressions

The Gustavo Alien Dildo arrived discretely packaged, which was very important to me as I had to have him delivered to my parent’s house (long story). The container in which he arrived was an eye-popping electric hot-pink cylinder. Lifting off the lid revealed Gustavo standing proud in a curved foam holder around the base. The packaging is bold, making a statement that something special resides within. It is also an appealing way to store and display the dildo, when it’s not in use.

Closer inspection reveals the skilled craftsmanship and attention to detail that has gone into making Gustavo. The look on his blissful alien face is a cross between what I imagine my own sex face to be, and what I must look like after passing out from a sublime 5 course meal. A satisfied and intensely happy alien.

In addition to his happy facial expression on the front, he features a bubble-like pattern around the back, and a layered winged design across each side near the base. The artwork certainly invokes quirky cartoon characters from the days of yore, depicting a sense of fun, satisfaction and erotica.

He is also perfectly stable when placed on a surface, and as the middle of Gustavo is hollow, he is also quite light for a porcelain dildo.

Size & Specs

Gustavo stands proudly at 21 centimetres in height and approximately 14 centimetres girth at the widest part of his bobbly head; very comfortable dimensions.

Gustavo Aliexn Dildo Unpackaged Front View

Unlike rubber or silicone it is important not to drop a porcelain dildo on floor; if it chips or cracks, it can no longer be used. A porcelain dildo must therefore be housed safely to prevent damage, and the bright pink cylinder Gustavo arrives in makes the perfect vessel for storage.

If you have sensitive skin that reacts to rubber or silicone, porcelain is a great option as the non-porous material is hypoallergenic. (Super clean and chemical free, what every pussy wants a dildo to be!) It was my first time using a porcelain dildo, and I couldn’t wait to see how the hard non-pliable ceramic, and knobbly head felt inside me.

Gustavo comes with a small booklet with instructions on how to play with temperature, advising to fill the cylindrical hollow of the dildo with the desired temperature of water to make it hot or cold. Due to the low temperature transmittance of the porcelain, the instructions claim the dildo will remain at the stable temperature for between 20 and 30 minutes.

Gustavo Alien Dildo Unpackaged Back View

Using Gustavo

I gave Gustavo a quick wash before using in a mild anti-bacterial soap. I slathered a water based lubricant (although any type of lubricant can also be used on the non-porous porcelain without damaging it) around his knobbly head and my vulva.

I decided to warm myself up by sliding the bumpy dome over my lips while I stimulated my clitoris. The knobbles felt amazing, and gave a much more interesting and stimulating sensation than a level surface. Because of the dome shaped head, I made sure I was fully aroused before fully sliding Gustavo into my vagina. The size and shape worked perfectly for me, and Gustavo’s base is very comfortable to hold whilst manoeuvring him around, inside.

The knobbles really heightened my orgasm: it felt like lots of little fingers caressing my G-Spot. I kept Gustavo in my vagina after I came, as moving him around and feeling the raised bumps on the dome heightened my post-orgasm euphoria.

You’re Hot Then You’re Cold

One of the benefits of a porcelain dildo is temperature retention, enabling you to play with warm and cold sensations.

During my first run with Gustavo, I used him without prior heating or cooling. The porcelain initially felt cool on my skin, kick-starting the arousal. However, he quickly warmed up and preserved the warmth from my pussy for several minutes after using him.

To condition the temperature of Gustavo, the instructions advise to fill the hollow of the cylinder with hot or cold water. Rather than filling Gustavo with cold water, I decided to put him into the fridge to cool for a couple of hours before play with my partner. (Having been in a household fridge, Gustavo would have been at approximately 10 degrees.)

Gustavo Alien Dildo Being Held In Hand

The cold sensation was initially a bit of a shock to my skin, but I quickly began to enjoy the coolness which amplified the feeling of Gustavo being inside me. It was as though I could feel even more, and was super pleasurable. I really enjoyed cold Gustavo, and plan on using him this way many more times.

To try the warm play, I filled the empty hollow of the dildo with warm water as the instructions directed. It’s important to only use hot water, ideally from the tap (approximately 50 – 60 degrees, and avoid boiling water, or you could damage or crack the dildo).

As porcelain is very fragile and I didn’t want to risk Gustavo falling off the bench or tipping over, I held him upside down while I waited for the warm water to do its magic. The instructions didn’t indicate how long to leave the water in the hollow for. I am impatient at the best of times, and I left the water in for few minutes, hoping that would be long enough. I suggest to other users to let your porcelain friend sit with hot water in it for a good 5 – 10 minutes for best heating results. I found that I enjoyed the cooled sensation of Gustavo a lot more than the hot version, as I got much more arousal and more noticeable stimulation inside my pussy when he was cold.

While the instructions indicated the temperature would last 20 minutes to half an hour, I found the coolness wore off after 10 to 15 minutes. The warmth lasted around 15 minutes, with the warmth of my pussy helping Gustavo to retain the heat.

Did It Give Me Squirting Orgasm?

Yes! While I masturbated with him, I came quite hard but didn’t think I had squirted. Then, when I looked down at my sheets, I’d found I had left a small puddle.

Using Gustavo with my partner led to a gushing orgasm, and my vaginal muscles pushed him out of me several times while my partner was pumping me for me to ejaculate. (I was not able to squirt while he was inside of me.) Not many dildos can make me squirt: kudos to Gustavo!

Cleaning & Storage

Gustavo is easy to clean with any mild detergent and a thorough rinse with clean water. As I didn’t have a lint-free towel handy, I used kitchen paper towel to dry him off before returning him to his pink cylinder to safely store him, until next time.

Gustavo Alien Dildo Front and Back

Overall Summary

The only challenge to the hot/cold play was having to hold Gustavo with the water in the cylindrical hollow, while waiting for him to reach the desired temperature. While the instructions didn’t indicate placing him in the fridge, I found that it worked really well in getting him to the right temperature for cold play.

I would recommend Gustavo, both for his aesthetic appeal and stimulating function. I would love to collect the whole set of the My Fucsia Alien Dildo range and have them on display when they are not in use, as they’re such fantastic artistic pieces.

The Gustavo Alien Dildo is a unique designer dildo that will look great on display and feel fantastic in your pussy.

Cost: €69,00

The Gustavo alien dildo was sent to me free of charge, in exchange for a fair and honest review. Thank you My Fucsia!

 

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